Sunday, April 28, 2013

Where to Find Me at RT 2013




I don't know about you, but I'm getting excited for the RT Booklovers Convention. I'm already on the road, visiting family in Chicago. On Tuesday I'll be flying to Kansas City for five days of whirlwind fun. Here's a rundown of the events I'll be attending. If you're coming to the convention, I hope to see you!



Thursday, May 4 at 1:30 – The Bride Wore Two-Ply. I'll be one of several Avon authors leading teams of readers in the creation of a wedding dress out of … imagine this … toilet paper. Though I'd never heard of this before, apparently many people have tried it and come up with some fabulous gowns. If you like craftsy activities, or if you just want to laugh hysterically, please join us!

To make it even crazier, Avon will be live-streaming the fun at

Friday, May 5 at 8:30 – Fountain City Jazz Mixer. I’m one of the hostesses of this fabulous 20’s themed breakfast. We’ll enjoy champagne fountains, hot jazz, flapper costumes (mine has peacock feathers), games and prizes … and hopefully your company! No costume required. 

 Friday, May 5 at 11:15 – I’ll be presenting a workshop on Hot Hot Heroes: Creating the Contemporary Heartthrob along with Candis Terry and Lizbeth Selvig. What makes a drool-worthy hero? We want your feedback. 



Friday, May 5 at 6:15 – Avon’s Red Slipper Lounge. I, along with many other Avon authors, will be signing and giving away books.


Saturday, May 6 from 11 am to 2 pm – Giant Book Fair. This is one of the biggest romance novel book signings in the country. Many romance superstars will be there – I’m looking forward to being a fangirl as well as a signer.

Saturday, May 6 from 6:30 to 7:30 - FANtastic Day Party - Tons of authors will be chatting and mingling with readers. This is a new event for me, so I do hope you'll drop by. 

Promo Alley - I'll be stocking my table with some special surprise goodies, so be sure to look for my name!

When I’m not at these events, I’ll be milling around the bar or the coffee shop. If you’re attending the conference, I hope you'll say hi. It’s always a blast.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Cover Reveal: HOW TO TAME A WILD FIREMAN


Even though I'm a writer, I'm not sure I have the right words to convey how much I LOVE this cover!! The colors are outrageously gorgeous. And it completely fits the story, which is about Patrick "Psycho" Callahan's trip to Nevada to fight a wildfire threatening his hometown. It's hot and wild and I had a great time writing it. This book comes out on September 24, 2013. If you pre-order it, you get amazing discounts on Amazon, B&N.com, and Books a Million.

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Enjoy!

Monday, March 4, 2013

March Madness -- Alaska Style


Talk about March Madness! When it comes to sports, things get a little strange here in Alaska. Especially at this time of year, when winter has been going ... and going ... and going. Sure basketball's fun, but what about this event from the recently completed Fur Rondy in Anchorage?

Yes, Outhouse Races!


Why aren't these races on national TV, I ask you? The most important rule in this demented event: someone has to be on that toilet seat during the entire race.

Then there's the World Ice Art Competition, which is going on right now in Fairbanks. The sculptures are incredibly elaborate and beautiful, but seriously -- don't you have to be a little crazy to work in below zero temperatures carving ice with a chainsaw?


The madness takes a unique form in certain men. The Alaska Beard Competition is proof of that. Why else would so many fine gentlemen compete for the title of "Mr. Fur Face"? If you think this picture is ... odd ... imagine the photos I didn't post. Believe me, you can't.


And sometimes the madness affects an entire community. Take the Nenana Ice Classic, which is a lottery for guessing the precise minute when the ice will begin to break up on the Tanana river, causing a tripod to crash. Here's a shot from the webcam trained on that tripod all winter long. Bored? Why not check the webcam? Because nothing's more fascinating than watching ice not thaw.


The pool currently stands at $350,000. Last year the winner drilled his own holes in the river ice to study the conditions. That's serious business. Or crazy. I can't decide which.

March Madness? Oh yeah. We've got it bad here in Alaska. I'm so tired of winter, I'm dying to heat things up. Like, maybe with some hot firemen. (How's that for a segue?) In case you don't know me, I write the Bachelor Firemen series about the sexy, smokin' hot firemen of San Gabriel California. I'll give away a signed copy of HOT FOR FIREMAN to one randomly chosen commenter. All you have to do is tell me which Alaska event looks the craziest. :-)

Click this link to enter a Rafflecopter giveaway.

And click here for a complete list of participants in the March Madness Blog Hop. I hope you're having a blast! <

Friday, March 1, 2013

Reviews and the Flight or Fight Response

Even though SEX AND THE SINGLE FIREMAN is my third book, I still get heart palpitations every time I get a new review. I'm not exaggerating. I see my name pop up, or the title of my book, and my heart goes into overdrive, as if I'm facing some life or death, flight or fight situation.

Luckily, no matter how bad a review, it's not a wolf in the wilderness trying to rip your throat out (though it may feel that way on occasion). Three books down, and I've learned how to handle reviews without squinting as I click on the link, ready to dump out if it's a bad one.

I've learned to accept that everyone has their point of view. Once the book leaves my hands, it no longer "belongs" to me. It belongs out there on the open ocean of opinion, and it can handle whatever comes its way. My job is to write the next book, which will, of course, be perfect and please absolutely everyone!

Overall, I've been very fortunate to have received some wonderful reviews. In that spirit, I thought I'd share a couple of new reviews I've gotten for SEX AND THE SINGLE FIREMAN.

Here's my first ever review from Affaire de Coeur Magazine. Key lines:

Jennifer Bernard's latest is an awesome tour de force that readers won’t be able to put down. ... Don’t miss a tale that is fantastic from start to finish!

And here's a review from Romance Reviews Today. Key lines:

Jennifer Bernard has once again brought the brotherhood of firemen to a pinnacle of perfection. ... Sabina and Rick's road to love is scary for both of them, but you'll totally enjoy the sights along the way.
Thank you to all reviewers who take the time to read books and write such well thought-out reviews. We authors truly do appreciate it, even though at times we have to read with a squint. :-)

Do you like writing reviews? As an author or a reader, what's your advice to authors about reviews?

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Fools for Luv Blog Tour


I'm part of a fabulous blog tour happening this month. My contribution to the Fools For Luv tour -- 10 Ways Firehouses can Celebrate Valentines Day. It'll be up tomorrow, February 13 at http://www.foolsforluv.blogspot.com It's very tongue in cheek, and I hope you enjoy it. Here's one example of my not-so-brilliant suggestions:

6.  Some departments paint their fire engines pink for Breast Cancer Month. For Valentine's Day, why not coat the entire engine in a luscious layer of Godiva chocolate? The ladies will love it.
I had a lot of fun with the post. There will be a book giveaway, as well as other prizes, so please stop by!

Sunday, February 3, 2013

SWEEPSTAKES!

Have you heard about the new sweepstakes Avon and I are running to celebrate the release of SEX AND THE SINGLE FIREMAN? It's so cool, I'm very excited about it. The prize is a chance to give a firefighter from your hometown a role in my next fireman book. You see, there's a huge wildfire tearing through the Southwest, and firefighters from all over the country are volunteering their time to help fight it. One of them -- and it's a very heroic character -- can be chosen by you!

Some people have asked me if it can be a real firefighter, and the answer is yes, so long as that firefighter gives his or her permission. Also, Avon Books and I have final approval of anything that goes in the book. But other than that, the sky's the limit! You can name the character and decide where he (or she) comes from. Other details may be included as well.

So how do you enter? It's easy. No purchase is necessary. All you have to do is like my Facebook page or sign up for my newsletter.

I'll also be giving away signed copies of HOT FOR FIREMAN to three more winners. The sweepstakes runs through Valentine's Day. GOOD LUCK!


And if you'd like to check out SEX AND THE SINGLE FIREMAN, click here.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Chapter One of SEX AND THE SINGLE FIREMAN


Only two weeks to the release of SEX AND THE SINGLE FIREMAN! Would you like a sneak peek?
Chapter One



Revenge, decided Sabina Jones, was a dish best served on the side of the road to the tune of a police siren.

It had all started with Sabina doing what she always did on Thanksgiving—hitting the road and blasting the radio to drown out the lack of a phone call from her mother. Thirteen years of no Thanksgiving calls, and it still bothered her. Even though she now had her life pretty much exactly how she wanted it, holidays were tough. When things got tough, Sabina, like any normal red-blooded American woman, turned up the volume.

In her metallic blue El Camino, at a red light in Reno, Nevada, she let the high-decibel sound of Kylie Minogue dynamite any stray regrets out of her head. She danced her fingers on the steering wheel and bopped her head, enjoying the desert-warm breeze from the half-open window.

So what if she had her own way to celebrate Thanksgiving? This was America. Land of the Free. If she wanted to spend Thanksgiving in Reno letting off steam, the founding fathers ought to cheer along and say, “You go, girl.”

The honk of a car horn interrupted Kylie in mid “I will follow.” She glanced to her left. In the lane next to her, a black-haired, black-eyed giant of a man in a black Jeep aimed a ferocious scowl her way. He pointed to the cell phone at his ear and then at her radio, then back and forth a few times.

“Excuse me?” Sabina said sweetly, though he had no chance of hearing her over the blaring radio. “If you think I’m going to turn my radio down so you can talk on your cell phone while driving, forget it. That’s illegal, you know. Not to mention dangerous.”

The man gave an impatient gesture. This time Sabina noticed that his eyebrows were also black, that they slashed across his face like marauding horsemen of the Apocalypse, that his eyes were actually one shade removed from black, with maybe a hint of midnight blue, and that his shoulders and chest were packed with muscle.

She rolled her window all the way down, pasted a charming smile on her face, and leaned out. With her window wide open, the noise from her radio had to be even louder. “Excuse me? I can’t hear you.”

He yelled, “Can you please turn that down!” in a deep, gravelly voice like that of a battlefield commander sending his troops into the line of fire.

Despite his use of the word “please,” it was most definitely not a request. Sabina guessed that most people jumped to obey him. An air of authority clung to him like sexy aftershave. But she’d never responded well to orders off the job. At the station she didn’t have a choice, but here in her own car, no one was going to boss her around, not even a gigantic, sexy stranger. She reached over and turned up the volume even higher.

“Is that better?” she yelled through her window, with the same sweet smile. With one part of her brain, she wondered how strict the Reno PD was about noise ordinances.

She couldn’t hear his answer, but she could practically guarantee it included profanity.
For the first time this miserable Thanksgiving, her mood lifted. Her childhood holidays had always been spent fighting with her mother. In her absence she’d have to make do with bickering with the guy in the next car over. As someone who prided herself on never complaining, she’d much rather fight than feel sorry for herself

It occurred to her that he might be talking to a family member. Some people had normal families and celebrated holidays in a normal fashion—or so she’d heard. She moved her hand toward the volume dial, ready to cave in and turn it down.

The man rolled his window all the way up, stuck one finger—a very particular finger—in one ear, and yelled into his phone.

Sabina snatched her hand away from the dial. If he yelled at his family like that, and had the nerve to give her the finger, he deserved no mercy. Besides, the light was about to change and she was going to make him eat her El Camino’s dust.

She stared at the red light, tensing her body in anticipation. The light for the cars going the other direction had turned yellow. The cars were slowing for the stoplight, and the last Toyota still in the intersection had nearly passed through. She poised her foot over the accelerator.

Then something black and speedy caught the corner of her eye. The Jeep cruised through the intersection. The big jerk hadn’t even waited for the light to change. It finally turned green when he was halfway through the intersection.

Indignant, she slammed her foot onto the accelerator. Her car surged into the intersection. He wasn’t too far ahead . . . she could still catch him . . . pass him . . .
A flash in her rearview mirror made her yank her foot off the accelerator. A Reno PD cruiser passed her, lights flashing, siren blaring. It crowded close to the Jeep, which put on its right-turn signal and veered toward the curb. She slowed to let both vehicles pass in front of her. As the policeman pulled up behind the Jeep, she cruised past, offering the black-haired man her most sparkling smile.

In exchange, he sent her a look of pure black fire.

Sweet, sweet revenge.

Sabina’s cell phone rang, flashing an unfamiliar number. For a wild moment, she wondered if it was the man in the Jeep, calling to yell at her again. Of course that was impossible, but who would be calling from a strange number? She’d already wished the crew at the firehouse Happy Thanksgiving. She’d already called Carly, her “Little Sister” from the Big Brothers Big Sisters program.
Was her mother finally calling, after thirteen missed Thanksgivings? Annabelle wasn’t even in the U.S, according to the latest tabloid reports. But still, what if . . .

Her heart racing, she picked up the phone and held it to her ear. “Hello.”

Clucking chicken noises greeted her. She let out a long breath. Of course it wasn’t her mother. What had she been thinking?

“I can’t talk right now, Anu. I’m in Reno.”

“Yes, skipping Thanksgiving. That’s precisely what I want to talk to you about.”

“I’m not skipping it. I’m celebrating in my own way.”

“I located a potential partner for you. A very obliging guest here at the restaurant. He’s letting me use his phone so you can install his number in your contacts.” Anu, who was from India, claimed pushy matchmaking was in her blood.

“Seriously. Can’t talk.” Especially about that.

“Very well. You go to your soulless casino filled with strangers, drink your pink gin fizzes and pretend you’re celebrating Thanksgiving.”

In the midst of rolling her eyes, Sabina spotted the police cruiser in her rearview mirror.
“Gotta go.” She dropped the phone to the floorboards just as the police car passed her. The cop cruised past, turning blank sunglasses on her.

A sunny smile, a little wave, and the officer left her alone. A few moments later, the black Jeep caught up to her. The gigantic black-haired man looked straight ahead, either ignoring her or oblivious to her. For some reason she didn’t like either of those possibilities. Or maybe she just wanted another fight.

She reached for her volume control and turned the radio up full blast. The man didn’t react, other than to drum his fingers on his steering wheel. Fine. She rolled her window down to make even louder, knowing how ridiculously childish she was being.

Thanksgiving brought out the worst in her, she’d be the first to admit.

The corner of the man’s mouth quivered. Good. She was getting to him. The sounds of Kylie filled the El Camino, high notes careening around the interior, bass line vibrating the steering wheel. Adding her own voice to the din, she sang along at the top of her lungs. She might as well be inside a jukebox, especially with that gaudy light flashing in the rearview mirror . . .

Oh crap.


One hundred and twenty dollars later, she pulled up in front of the Starlight Motel and Casino. Why couldn’t she experience, just once, a peaceful Thanksgiving filled with love, harmony, and mushroom-walnut stuffing? Her mother had always dragged her to some producer’s house where she’d be stuck with kids she didn’t know, rich, spoiled, jealous kids who mocked her crazy red hair and baby fat. She’d always ended the evening in tears, with her mother scolding her. “This is what we do in this business, kiddo. Would it kill you to make a few friends? Those kids could be getting you work some day.”

Her mother had gotten that part wrong. Sabina had found her own work, thank you very much. And it meant everything to her.

The setting sun beamed golden light directly into her eyes, mocking her with its cheerful glory. Thanksgiving always messed with her, always bit her in the ass. On a few Thanksgivings, she’d tried calling her mother, only to get the runaround from her assistant. But now Annabelle was in France and none of her numbers worked anymore.

Damn. Why hadn’t she just signed up for the holiday shift at the station and spent the day putting out oven fires?

She grabbed her bag and marched through the double front doors, only to stop short, blocked by a giant figure looming in her path. Even though she couldn’t see clearly in the dimmer light of the lobby, she knew exactly who it was. A shocking thrill went through her; she should have guessed the man in the Jeep would turn up again.

“Well, this is a lucky coincidence,” the man said in a voice like tarred gravel. “The way I figure it, you owe me three hundred and sixty-eight dollars. Cash will be fine.”

“Excuse me?” She peered up at him, his black hair and eyes coming quickly into focus. Her stomach fluttered at the sheer impact of his physical presence. He was absolutely huge, well over six feet tall, a column of hard muscle contained within jeans and a black T-shirt. “If you’re referring to your well-deserved spanking from the Reno PD, don’t even start. No one made you run that red light.”

“Sorry, did you say something? I can barely hear you over the ringing in my ears.”

Sabina lifted her chin. If he thought he could intimidate her, he didn’t realize who he was dealing with. She worked with firefighters all day long, not one of them a pushover. “Maybe you should try not yelling at your family for a change.”

“Excuse me?” He glowered down at her, looking mortally offended. “What the hell are you talking about?”

Realizing she’d probably crossed a line, Sabina scrambled to recover. “Anyway, you already got your revenge. They gave me a ticket too. We’re square.”

“I wouldn’t have had to yell if you’d had the common decency to respond to a perfectly reasonable request.”

Sabina felt her temperature rise. He wasn’t making it easy to make peace with him. “Request? Something tells me you never make requests. Orders, sure. Requests, dream on.”

“You think you know me?”

“Why should I want to know you when all you do is scowl and shout at me?”

“Shout?” He shook his head slowly, with a stupefied look. “They told me the people were different out here. I had no idea that meant insane.”

Sabina tried to sidestep around him and end this crazy downward spiral of a conversation. “I wish the police gave tickets for rudeness, you’d have about three more by now.”

He blocked her path again, so she found herself nose-to-chest with him. Sabina imagined him as a Scottish laird or a medieval warrior hacking at enemies on the battlefield. The man was fierce, but annoyingly attractive. He even smelled nice, like sunshine on leather seats.

“How about drowning out a man’s first phone call with his son in two thousand miles? How’s that for rudeness?”

He had a point. But a surge of resentment swamped her momentary pang of conscience. So some people did talk to their children on Thanksgiving. Normal people, irritatingly, aggravatingly, unreachably normal people. People who were not her or her mother.

“Fine,” she snapped. “Here.” She dug in her pocket and took out a handful of change. “We’re at a casino, right? Play your cards right and you’ll get your precious three hundred and sixty-eight dollars. Good luck.”

She lifted one of his hands—so big and warm—and plopped her small pile of change into his palm. With the air of an offended duchess, she swept past him, deeply appreciating the way his black-stubbled jaw dropped open.

So maybe she’d been wrong before. Maybe revenge was a dish best served in a hotel lobby with a side of loose change.